bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

(via robtheginger)

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gofuckyourselfsandiego:

hippy-lettuce:

jyu-vi0le-grace:

bigdreams-smallworries:

wakeupinthebreakdown:

amiyourforever:

radioactivefucking:

aanubis:

prayforprada:

quickweaves:

nevecampbell:

gnumblr:

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maliataete:

queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

(via potterandweasel)

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

I like new jokes because I can reuse old friends

(via whatintheuniverse)